Crack
I am by no means fashionable. All attempts to keep up with the latest styles went out the window with motherhood. I shop on three main principles: 1) It must cover the entirety of the postpartum body; 2) It must be machine washable; and 3) Come in a color that will appropriately disguise spit up, snot, and the like.
So, who am I to poke fun of people who really *are* stylish?
This week, I was getting my hair cut, just minding my own business, when another stylist bent over in front of me. My gasp was audible as two inches of her butt crack was revealed.
I’m sure we’ve all seen more than our fair share of butt crack with the invent of super-ultra-low-low pants. But these pants were special…a small triangle of material was cut from the back of the waistband…revealing even more skin.
I thought perhaps I was imagining this new trend. After all, I wasn’t wearing my glasses at the time, thankfully. A quick Google search later, I came across these pants at American Eagle Outfitters. For a mere $48, you can stylishly show off your crack to the world.
And, now, for some Happy Crack!
A Dry (and Well Covered) Crack Is A Happy Crack!
Outfit courtesy of The Crack Team franchise.